I'm Sam and I waste a lot of my time on here. ENJOY MY BLOG YEAH, or not.

(Source: milotlc)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Source: narcotic)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae)

crystallized-teardrops:

phases of a student

  • does homework as soon as you get it 
  • worried about being caught copying homework
  • doesn’t bother with homework until last minute
  • too lazy to even copy from others
im-heem:

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im-heem:

80HD

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

(Source: rkaym94)

ruinedchildhood:

when the whole squad hit the mall looking fresh af

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