the one and only

We get to choose who we let into our weird little worlds.

- Robin Williams (via recoveryisbeautiful)

(Source: ultimatekimkardashian)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

therealhamster:

fuckin idiot

therealhamster:

fuckin idiot

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

Date someone who would rather watch your favorite movie with you than go to a party on Friday night. Date someone who will share their food with you even though you said you didn’t want any. Date someone who will warm your hands in the winter and kiss your pink nose. Date someone who will text you they love you at 2am and at 9pm. Date someone who will let you change the station in the car when they’re driving. Date someone who can make you smile when you would rather die. Date someone who makes your insides feel like you’ve just downed a bottle of vodka. Date someone who makes you better.

- Unknown
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: jessielou24)

napred:

Why do people wait for new years to change their lives

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

(Source: nerdjpg)