I'm Sam and I waste a lot of my time on here.

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

(Source: careywhat)

me: okay lets start this homework
*2 hours later*
me: okay lets start this homework

(Source: ablogfortwolovers)

skvtevlldvy:

I wish that my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply

scottalottosay:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told